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Saturday, April 2, 2011

NRI #2 - Mystery of the missing thief - Part I

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Finally after an year, the story resumes. On our heroes request they have been promoted to10th grade from 7th grade or whatever grade they were in, but I promise that they will remain in school till the end of the story.

On a fine morning, our heroes were walking towards the “Gate of Fate” and soon they were surrounded by their friends (or “devotees” as Rahul like to call them :P) which included their huge fan base.”Hey guys, did you hear about this mysterious thief” said one of the boy in the group.”Mysterious, what?? ” asked Nikhz.”Yeah this elusive thief has been stealing various things from all the classes and no one has ever seen him” the same guy finished in reporter style.”So what’s the big deal, it doesn’t bother me as long as he stays away from us” said Nikhz.”Yeah, like we have something that he would care stealing” said Rahul. ”Whatever” replied Nikhz. “But he’s gaining popularity among girls” said someone in the group and it seemed to have raised an alarm among our heroes.”WTF, a thief is more popular than us??” asked Rahul.”Yeah and we better take care of that” said Nikhz.”So if girls like that thief guy why don’t we turn into thieves and it would be totally cool” said Rahul with a smirk.(Guys for God’s sake just drop this idea after all Heroes get beautiful Heroines :P).”No Shri think about the hot sidekicks of the villains” Said Nikhz.”Yeah and I hope we get Carmen Electra as our sidekick” Rahul added to his wishlist.(No way, you are supposed be heroes and that’s what you guys will be).”Yeah Whatever just get us a hot sidekick” said Nikhz.

Back in the class everyone was talking about the thief. So our heroes started their quest for the thief who is stealing their popularity.”Hey guys do you know what” one of Rahul’s classmate came shouting.”What now ??”asked Nikhz.”The mysterious thief is missing now there has been no news of anything being stolen for the past 2 weeks” continued the boy.”Well, it all ends this way” said Rahul.”Now we don’t have to worry about some freak stealing our place” said Nikhz.”No it seems to be the other way around” said the boy. (Man I have to name this “boy” something, it’s pretty awkward to use “boy” all the time :P)”What do you mean by that??” questioned Rahul.”This guy has made quite an impact among the people here, and surprisingly people are worried about his absence” replied the “boy”.”So Nikhz what do you think we should do now ??” asked Rahul.(C’mon what are waiting for, act like heroes bash that thief!!!).”What do you expect us to do?? Open our Shirt and reveal the “S” in our chest and fly away??” snapped Nikhz.”Ok, let’s this take seriously and knock that thief out of our way” added Rahul.

There stood the real heroes who smacked the villain off their way.

(In case if you are wondering that if I had made any mistake in the post, no I didn’t :P.The mystery behind the capture of the thief will be revealed in the next part)

Rahul: Man, Carmen Electra was not in the story :|

Me: Wait for the next part :)(phew :P)

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Sunday, March 6, 2011

A midsummer's nightmare - Part II

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As I was standing like a frozen figure, the sounds of the footsteps grew louder. Suddenly, everything around me started to sparkle. I got a bad feeling about that so I decided to hide behind the trees. The tree behind which I was hiding started to sparkle and I heard some voices. ”Find them no matter what they should not be allowed to escape the forest” said one of them. I couldn’t see their faces as they were bright and sparkly.”Don’t forget that they will be wearing dark robes with a crest which has the picture of a Lion or Bear or Eagle or a snake” instructed the other one “just catch them at any cost” he growled before they started to move away from me. I just waited till they and their sparkles left the place. When I was sure that they are not around, I started moving out of that place as fast as I could. Suddenly I heard footsteps again, when I turned towards the direction from where I heard the footsteps someone just knocked me down.”Hey, watch where you are going??” but after all the things I saw some moments ago I don’t why I said that. When I tried to get up I saw a wand pointed straight at my face.”Oh man! Now what?? Some wizard is going to kill me, how in the world do I manage to get into things like this??” I was cursing myself. Suddenly the wand was lowered “Hey Shri, what are you doing here??”, when I looked up I saw Prachi in Hogwarts robes with a Ravenclaw crest. I was surprised and happy to meet a friend in the middle of all the mess I got into.”Actually I should be asking this question, never mind I just got lost and ended up here, do you know this place??” I replied. As I was speaking with Prachi, I heard someone shouting from a distance. It was Hiral. "Hey, kids are not allowed here move out of this place now” shouted Hiral. "Why what’s wrong with this place" asked Prachi. "I dunno yaar, this is what the old man said when I tried to go beyond that border there He says that this place is not safe for kids so I thought of warning you people" said Hiral ."Yeah this place seems totally weird btw when you mention about danger, I encountered a group of sparkling people" I said explaining my previous experience. Suddenly there was a earthquake, before we could pull ourselves up we saw two giants walking towards us. Actually those giants were none other than Rahul and Nikhz. We shouted all we can to get their attention but it was in vain. They continued walking towards us. We had no option but to run. “I’m really hungry today” said Nikhz.”Maybe we should stop by the hotel in the next mountain” replied Rahul. “I hope they have some delicious food there” said Nikhz with a hungry look. ”I hope the waitress looks like Jessica Alba” said Rahul with a gleaming eyes. All these time they never listened to our shouts. We were trying to run and avoid their legs, as fast as possible. Suddenly we reached a cliff, Prachi and Hiral stopped right before it but I couldn't stop myself I just fell off the cliff.





I was falling and falling and falling, never reached the ground. I lost my consciousness during the fall. Finally When I woke up, I was in a dark room I stood up and moved around the room and found an exit. When I opened it, I was in a telephone booth in the middle of a busy road. Suddenly someone grabbed my hand. ”Don’t stand here, keep moving” said the stranger. When I looked at his face it was none other but Rohit in a Black suit and Black Glasses….


To be Continued…..
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Monday, January 17, 2011

A midsummer's nightmare - Part I

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It was a usual boring morning in the summer, I woke up to the usual yelling of my mom, but something was unusual it was not just my mom but the whole family is waging a war against me for oversleeping. Thoughts started flowing in my mind "Man, whats the big deal??whats wrong in sleeping during holidays". Mom was the first one to start it, as usual but what she said nearly gave me a heart attack "To think that you will be sleeping in home when your exam starts in 45mins".I thought "Man, what is she talking about I'm in my summer holidays and she says about exam, what the heck is going on....".Now Dad n Bro started saying similar things and me being irresponsible and careless, nothing was clear until Mom threw the time-table at my face, and there it was giving me the worst nightmare of my life. Now I have no choice but to attend the exam and I don’t have a clue how I'm going to pass it I can't say that to Mom and Dad, it's like suicide. So I had no other way but to start for school.

I reached school 15mins before the exam. It was the usual exam scene in the school groups of students moving with their heads poked into their books. As I passed the groups I found Nikhz and Rahul at the corner corridor."Do you know the real name of Eminem?" asked Nikhz."Does it really matters now?" asked Rahul in a bored voice."Its not "Really matters" its "Marshall Mathers" said Nikhz."Am I supposed to laugh here??" said Rahul."Don't blame me Shri is the one who is making the PJs again" snapped Nikhz[okay I'll stop it right here :P].I joined them and discussed about the morning issue but the damn bell rang and we started for the examination hall.

The examination started and I started to scribble the answers as usual. After some time i heard someone knocking the glass window, and I was shocked to see Kushal and Mayank there. Mayank was in uniform and Kushal was in a Arsenal jersey for some reason and they were looking right at me and making gestures to let them in, and I replied in the gesture way to get in through the door but Kushal pointed to the door and "Oh!! My God!!" there was no door just concrete wall. The invigilator seemed as if she is in another world or something she just didn't noticed us so I just walked towards the window. I could hear their voices now and they were angry and wanted me to let them in. When I touched the Window the next moment glass just disappeared (Harry Potter style :P) I tripped out of the hall and I stood up I wasn't in the school anymore it was some riverside and I saw myself standing before two angry men."Just because m a Arsenal fan that doesn't mean you shouldn't let me in" roared Kushal."C'mon I'm a Manchester United fan at least you should have let me in" this was Mayank and the next thing I saw was a powerful fist hitting right at my nose and I just fell in the river.

When I regained my consciousness, I found myself lying in the shore of a beach. I never thought my friends would be so harsh especially those two. There was a wrecked ship in the shore, I slowly picked myself up and started to walk towards the ship. The ship wasn’t in a very bad shape so I thought of exploring it. When I entered into one of the large cabins of the ship, I saw something glittering. I started walking towards the light. When I had clear view of it, it was a weird looking guitar in the shape of a key.There was also a treasure chest near the guitar, I assumed that the treasure chest can be opened by playing the guitar. I started to play the guitar but the ship started to shake wildly, I threw the guitar away and started to run for my life.


After escaping a tight situation I had nowhere to go but a big forest in front of me. With some hesitation and fear I started to walk into the forest. I spent the night in the forest with the fear of being eaten by the wild animals. Next morning I started my journey towards (err... I don’t have a clue about that). I continued this journey through the dense forest, suddenly I heard some footsteps and they were quickly approaching me and I was in a state of fear and excitement. As the sounds getting closer I was pulling myself to face anything that comes in my way……….

To be continued…………..


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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I love the way you curse!!!

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Eddy :


Jus gonna stand there n get killed....thats alright....bcoz I love the way you curse



Voldy :


m sick of ur attitude
show me some gratitude
ur hair is so spikey n u look pale
wat happened to u,tell the tale
man u are ice-cold
nothing was foretold
by that stupid Trelawney
but she did tell that ur gay


Eddy :

shut the fuck up voldy
I got a brand new Audii
ur still with a broomstick
n u look so homesick
I got some new freaky friends
I can even read minds now
its all bcoz of ur stupid curse
It badly affected my part of the verse


but still.....



Jus gonna stand there n get killed....thats alright....bcoz I love the way you curse


Voldy :

I told you once before
I'm not telling that anymore
its ur attitude I'm sick of
Why don't u jus fuck off
Its bcoz of that stupid curse
you earned a fan base
A grp of stupid girls
Who lost their eyesight
n hav to fix their brains right
atleast ur GF isn't Chinese anymore
u play baseball in thunderstorm
wats dinner tonite ??, Earthworm??
I know vampires do bloodsuck
bcoz of u,now Vampires "suck"
so far you have been bold
but never return to ouur magical world
don't even dare to trespass,coz
our Bella can kick ur Bella's ass
I had it enough with you
Killing you ll be nothin new
So heres is your final ticket
get ready to kick your bucket


AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!

After some mins...............................


Eddy rises again but not as Eddy......................
hes is..........................Justy :P

Justy :


ohh wooah...ohh wooah...ohh wooah...


I know you killed me,I saw you curse
I can eat a pie,and I'll never die
I can bluff,I call it rap
and we ll never,ever ever make sense

u r gonna kill me??please stop playing
Was that a killing curse? What are you saying
I thought it was another spell that
transfigures ones vanity
which lacks some quality

And I was like
voldy voldy voldy ohhh
My baby, baby, baby noo
I thought youd always be mine mine

voldy voldy voldy ohhh
My baby, baby, baby noo
I thought I cud kill you with this rhyme




Voldy :


Ohhhhhhhhhh MY GoD!!!


Harry Kill me........ Please!!!! :P



Harry :

Why dont u show him ur strikin pose
or ur beautiful face with no nose
I got a lot things to do, n I can't
listen to You know who

btw why don't u kill him yourself ??


Voldy :

Boy I got no money in my purse
n no energy to cast another curse
even if I do that,he might
turn into something like Munni or Sheila
wat do u expect ?? a cute bunny like lola ??


Harry :

Man,you jus suck :|

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Monday, August 16, 2010

Piracy!!!

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The word "Piracy" means Copyright infringement (or copyright violation) is the unauthorized or prohibited use of works covered by copyright law, in a way that violates one of the copyright owner's exclusive rights, such as the right to reproduce or perform the copyrighted work, or to make derivative works.Piracy in India is an old story. It's open and normal and so hard to convince people that there is something wrong.

Maybe without piracy, we wouldn't watch as many movies,read as many books or use as much high-end software as we do now.most probably we'd all be quite upset if all access to pirated material was suddenly blocked.We're at the pirate party already,and we don't even think it's a problem.

The popularity of mp3 has led to an exponential increase in audio piracy.You can get a mp3 player for just 150` and almost all mobiles support the mp3 format these days.Even the albums which are hard to find are easily available in the streets for a price that’s nearly 1/10th of the original disc.Internet is the best place to find almost anything.

Movies piracy is rising rapidly than audio or software piracy.One of the main reasons is the high entertainment taxes.Movies tickets are no less than 100`-200`.A movie in the weekend with your family will be around 1000`-1500`.The price of the pirated movie ranges from 50`-100` which sounds as sweet music to our wallets.To those who have a broadband connection at home pirating is just a piece of cake with all the torrents and download managers waiting to help you.

A genuine game DVD could cost you around 500`-2000` and the pirated copies are just 50`.The obvious reason for buying pirated games are affordability.One of the drawbacks of these pirated DVDs are they don’t come with any guarantee.I have spent 5GB of downloading only on “NFS Most Wanted” and I still can’t find working copy(and I’m still trying for a working copy :P).

Pirated software are so easily available that many are reluctant to buy the original copy.When you buy a branded Desktop or laptop you get a licensed version of windows,but when you buy an assembled PC most probably you’ll end up with an illegal copy.Adobe CS5 master collection that officially cost about 1,55,000` is free for download or available for less than 0.5% of its original price.

Enough about the ways of piracy lets see what the law says about these acts.According to the “Copyright Act of section 63” piracy is non-bailable offence.They can go in for six months to a year.Repeaters will get some more time to accompany the police.

Even if they are arrested this isn’t something that will end abruptly without a trace.We the people must stop buying and downloading pirated things(well that’s a hard thing to do :P).We should start using open source software in that way we can motivate the developer and at the same time stop the act of piracy.

I want to thank Rohit & Ranjith for their help and the editor of the Chip magazine from which I got most of the statistics(and some lines too:P).

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

NRI#1 - Gate of Fate

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NRI#1 - Gate of Fate

Once upon a time long long ago so long ago that no one knows how long

ago lived a King.He was ruling province which was full of wealth and

the people in the province were happy with their ruler.That King has

got nothing to do with our story so we better leave him alone,ok lets

discuss about the Kings of our story,By King i meant Heroes of our

story.Yup we have two Heroes in our story and they are twins but still

they are not look alikes.The eldest of the twin is called Nikhil AKA

Nikhz and the younger hero is called Rahul AKA Raul.They are just

extraordinary 7th graders who cause all sorts of troubles around them

with their quickwitted brain.I think its enough of the introduction

and we should move into the story.

One fine morning,it was sunny as usual and the weather was

great.Everyone(almost) i the city were happy except few people cause

it was the monday of the first week of June,I hope that everyone knows

who are upset at the first week of june.Now lets get to the plot :P.

In the entrance of the school,students were flowing in like busy bees

returning to their hives.They were carrying loads of books that almost

broke their spinal chord.Suddenly!!! an Autorickshaw at the entrance

of the school..............
Out from the autorickshaw comes.................
"Maahn is that a tornado?? or is it a big tsunami??

[Nikhz::Shut it you idiot!!! We expected a bigger build up for us,but

you come with stupid things like Tornado and tsunami......
Me::Ooops....Sorry guys will do it better nxt time...]

So with a totally flopped yet powerful build up enters our kings"Nikhz

n Raul d invincibles"But wait....wait a moment ...........
Oohh .what the hell is this .........their faces are so dull,this

means trouble for everyone[Put on ur safety goggles].

"Maahn i hate this place especially at this period of the year"said

Nikhz."Dont talk as if you are the only person feeling it"snapped

Raul."Look at this place,its just like a poultry farm,chicken gets

feeded and they lay their eggs and we students are taught and we get

our marks"said Nikhz"So you think that we are made into

chickens??"asked Raul."No i think Shri is the chicken here because he

is writing this all sorts of this boring conversation"answered

Nikhz."Yup i thought so"agreed Raul.

"Oh no.....I hate this place,it reminds me of the lecture that dad

gives at start of every year"moaned Raul."Gate of Fate" said Raul and

Nikhz in Unison ~ "When you enter into the gate it decides how you

shape your life when you come out of it" ~ ."Whatever it maybe but its

certainly one gate that i hate"said Raul."After all SCHOOLS ARE FOR

FOOLS is our theory lets see who suffers this year.........." their

speech faded away as they entered their GATE OF FATE.
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Monday, March 8, 2010

What is LOVE ??

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This may sound like a stupid question :P but this is one of the unanswered questions of my life...........
Love is considered as one of the purest things in the world then why the hell does the thing called "Break up" happens??.One

more thing i'm talking about the relationship between a girl and a boy and not abt love among friends and family.Lets get

into the topic,How does a boy/girl fall in love with a girl/boy??.....You will never fall in love with the ugliest person

around,and why is that??.You get attracted to a person by their appearance mostly and not by their character.But if you have

to live with the person whom you love for the rest of your life and you'll be living with their character and not their

appearance and remember that appearance will never be same always :P.Even if you like their character and you both get

along...."Break up" happens why is that??.Is it because we are not matured enough to be in a relationship??then why the hell

does our hormones create such feelings towards someone:P.Evryone gets a crush on the beatiful person around :P.But they dont

hav crush on everyone :P.If you have any answers for my questions please answer :P.
I'll continue more on my next post.
P.S::I never meant to hurt anyone's feelings,sorry if i did.
And if i have crossed my limit please do tell me :)
Waiting for your comments :)
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